Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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