I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Actions speak louder than pants.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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