He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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