It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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