Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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