At least make sure they are 18
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No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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