Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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