They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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