guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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