Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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