So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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