He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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