it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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