My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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