im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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