i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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