Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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