do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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