I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
