No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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