what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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