bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i out mim tonsoeep
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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