I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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