Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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