I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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