We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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