So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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