doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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