I want to make a zoo with you.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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