oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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