That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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