belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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