I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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