hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Randomize
