I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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