can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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