I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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