"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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