i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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