Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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