It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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