ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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