And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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