Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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