actually, I'm a sock model
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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