oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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