You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
you didnt know i had herpes?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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