who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I love having hate sex.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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