when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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