Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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