Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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