i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'd cum for enchiladas.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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