Plan B is the new Plan A
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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