i can't believe i had my finger in that
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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